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Roll, Not Bounce

Posted on April 11, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What kind of balls don’t bounce?  A: Eye balls! Explanation:  Bounce is the way a ball goes up and down when thrown to the floor.  Tennis balls bounce.  Basketballs bounce.  Eyeballs… don’t bounce.  It would hurt too much if they … Continue reading →

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Make your (sea)bed

Posted on March 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?  A: The mermaid! Explanation: A mermaid is a mythological creature who is part woman, part fish.  A “maid” is a person who cleans a house or a hotel.  This joke plays on the meaning of the … Continue reading →

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Cabbage Patching

Posted on March 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?  A: With cabbage patches! Explanation: To mend a pair of pants, such as jeans, is to fix them.  If there is a hole in the knee you will need to patch the … Continue reading →

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Rule me this…

Posted on March 19, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why was the king only a foot tall?  A:  Because he was a ruler! Explanation: A ruler is one who rules, that is, one who is in charge like a king or a president.  A ruler is also a stick … Continue reading →

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The Lettuce Wins!

Posted on March 18, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the lettuce win the race?  A:  He was a head! Explanation: Lettuce is a green, leafy vegetable like in the picture.  When you buy lettuce you buy “a head” of lettuce.  The person who wins a race … Continue reading →

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Knotted Not

Posted on March 15, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What did the mommy rope say to the baby rope?  A:  “Don’t be knotty!” Explanation: When you tie a rope you make a knot.  To behave badly is to be naughty (naw- tee); it is a word that is … Continue reading →

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Whale tale!

Posted on March 14, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What is a whale’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader! Explanation:  Whales are known for eating lots and lots of fish and krill; that is, they swallow them.  “Follow the Leader” is a well known children’s game where one … Continue reading →

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At the plate!

Posted on March 8, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter! Explanation: The word “batter” can refer to the person on a baseball team who has the bat and is hitting the ball.  The word … Continue reading →

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Escalator? Nope.

Posted on March 7, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What goes up and down but does not move? A: Stairs! Explanation: You walk up the stairs and down the stairs.  We say “the stairs go up to the next floor” or “the stairs go down to the basement.” … Continue reading →

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Two tired!

Posted on March 6, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired! Explanation: Bicycles have two tires, that is, they have two wheels.  If a car is four-tired (has 4 tires) then you could say a bike is two-tired (has two … Continue reading →

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