Tag Archives: farming

The Cows Might Be Listening

Posted on February 1, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Explanation: Ah, yes- more food jokes! When you look at a potato, you will see it has small bumps sticking out. … Continue reading →

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Cross a Cow?

Posted on August 26, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation: Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that. So, a duck that … Continue reading →

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Hay, there!

Posted on August 19, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What did the farmer say when his hay started blowing away? A: Hay, come back! Explanation: Hay is grass that has been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal food, especially for cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. “Hey” is a word … Continue reading →

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Cabbage Patching

Posted on March 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches! Explanation: To mend a pair of pants, such as jeans, is to fix them. If there is a hole in the knee you will need to patch the … Continue reading →

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