Tag Archives: kids jokes

Hare Raising

Posted on October 10, 2015 by stfleming

Q: How do you paint a rabbit purple? A: With purple hare spray! Explanation: Hair≠ Hare but they sound the same. Hair is on your head and sometimes people use hairspray to keep their hair in place. Hare is an animal similar to … Continue reading →

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PB & J

Posted on October 8, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Explanation: A banana peel is the outside skin of the banana. Your skin can peel if you are in the sun and you … Continue reading →

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Llama Llama 2

Posted on September 17, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What’s a llama’s favorite movie? A: Llamadeus! Q: What do you call a very fast llama? A: A Llamaghini! Explanation: Both of these jokes play with the word llama: the first changes Amadeus into Llamadeus; the second changes Lamborghini into Llamaghini. Many jokes in … Continue reading →

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“Llama Llama”

Posted on September 15, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking llama? A: A spelling bee! Explanation: I love llamas– especially here in Peru. And no, llamas do not talk but it sure would be amazing if they did! In this joke the idea of a talking … Continue reading →

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Math eaters?

Posted on September 7, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4 + 4 you get ate! Explanation: So, school starts tomorrow in St. Paul, MN so this bad joke is for my SPPS friends. Yes, it is true that … Continue reading →

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St-ability

Posted on September 6, 2015 by stfleming

“As a jockey I work with horses, but at least it’s a stable job!” This line is from Charles Lamb and it plays on the double meaning of the word stable: 1) a building where horses are kept; 2) not … Continue reading →

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Flying Garbage?

Posted on September 4, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Explanation: When you hear “4 wheels and flies” you expect that the word “flies” means something that flies in the air like an airplane or perhaps Superman. You do not expect that … Continue reading →

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Up, Down and Over

Posted on September 1, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What goes through towns, up hills and down hills but never moves? A: The road! Explanation: A road goes through towns, a road goes up hills and a road goes down hills but a road never moves- the vehicles on the road … Continue reading →

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Night Drawing?

Posted on August 31, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains! Explanation: At night, many people close the curtains (shut the curtains, draw the curtains) to keep the light out. “Draw the curtains” is another way to say, “Close the … Continue reading →

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Jail Call

Posted on August 28, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones! Explanation: A cell phone is a celular phone, a mobil phone. They are the ones that are replacing land lines as we stay connected 24/7. Did you know that there are … Continue reading →

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