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Blind fish?
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fsh! Explanation: When you hear this joke you are thinking about a fish with no eye, perhaps a blind fish. What makes this joke funny is that the answer … Continue reading
Peanut Butter and Traffic Jam!
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Explanation: Peanut butter and jelly is a common type of sandwich in the United States. Jam and jelly are synonyms (they are … Continue reading
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Nachos!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese! Explanation: Nacho cheese is a form of processed cheese sauce mixed with peppers and other spices. It is used to make Nachos, a snack made with tortilla chips and there … Continue reading
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Arm-ees?
Q: Where do generals keep their armies? A: In their sleevies! Explanation: A general is the leader of an army (singular), so, generals are the leaders of armies (plural). When you put on a shirt your arm goes into the … Continue reading
Invisible Man
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it! Explanation: The invisible man is a book by H. G. Wells and also a movie. If you are invisible no one … Continue reading
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Virus!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?A: It had a virus! Explanation: When someone is sick that person may sneeze. A virus is a really small thing, smaller than a cell in your body, that can make you sick. So, … Continue reading
Two Lips!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses? A: Two lips. Explanation: You use your lips to kiss someone, that is, you use two lips: your upper lip (the one below your nose) and your lower lip (the one above … Continue reading
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Groundhog Day
What do you call a groundhog who eats too much? A roundhog What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2? The ground frog! What would you get if you crossed February 2 with … Continue reading
Twister!
Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game? A: Twister! Explanation: “Twister” is a synonym of tornado; they mean the same thing. Twister is also a game that has been around for a long time. This joke plays on the double meaning … Continue reading
Teeeerrific
Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many Ts in that? A: There are 2 Ts in “That“! Explanation: The question confuses the listener by having a sentence with so many … Continue reading
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