Tag Archives: ESL

Fowl Play

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A:  They suspected it of foul play! Explanation: “Suspected of foul play” means that the police think you did something illegal.  The group of birds that include chickens, duck, geese and turkeys are … Continue reading

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Having Family for Thanksgiving

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? A: No, you should just have the turkey! Explanation: Another joke that plays with a double meaning.  Imagine a conversation like this: “What did you have for dinner?”  “I had soup and … Continue reading

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Turkey Feathers!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Explanation: At first when you hear this joke, the expectation is that the answer will be the right side or the left side, perhaps the top, bottom, front … Continue reading

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Musical Turkey

Q: What is the musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick! Explanation:  “Drumstick” has two meanings: a drumstick is the piece of wood that a drummer uses to hit the drum and make music; a turkey leg, one that has been … Continue reading

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Married to his honey!

Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey! Explanation: Sweetie, dear, my love, honey.  These are all words/ phrases that a person might use for his or her significant other, for the love of your life. … Continue reading

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Chasing your tail!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet! Explanation:  “To make ends meet” is an expression used when someone is working hard to earn enough money to pay the bills. … Continue reading

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Keyless Piano Teacher

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Explanation:  Well, the word “keys” in this joke has two meanings: 1) Keys are the white and black parts of the piano … Continue reading

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