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Nachos!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese! Explanation: Nacho cheese is a form of processed cheese sauce mixed with peppers and other spices. It is used to make Nachos, a snack made with tortilla chips and there … Continue reading
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Arm-ees?
Q: Where do generals keep their armies? A: In their sleevies! Explanation: A general is the leader of an army (singular), so, generals are the leaders of armies (plural). When you put on a shirt your arm goes into the … Continue reading
Virus!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?A: It had a virus! Explanation: When someone is sick that person may sneeze. A virus is a really small thing, smaller than a cell in your body, that can make you sick. So, … Continue reading
Two Lips!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses? A: Two lips. Explanation: You use your lips to kiss someone, that is, you use two lips: your upper lip (the one below your nose) and your lower lip (the one above … Continue reading
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Groundhog Day
What do you call a groundhog who eats too much? A roundhog What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2? The ground frog! What would you get if you crossed February 2 with … Continue reading
Twister!
Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game? A: Twister! Explanation: “Twister” is a synonym of tornado; they mean the same thing. Twister is also a game that has been around for a long time. This joke plays on the double meaning … Continue reading
Teeeerrific
Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many Ts in that? A: There are 2 Ts in “That“! Explanation: The question confuses the listener by having a sentence with so many … Continue reading
The High Notes
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes. Explanation: Ahh, yes! The high notes! When one goes up, like in an airplane or up a ladder, one is going up higher. The child … Continue reading
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Wet and Dry
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel! Explanation: A towel is used to dry something like a plate or your hands. As the towel dries your hands the towel, which was dry, becomes wet. It is not … Continue reading
Sneeze!
Knock, knock! Who’s There? Ash. Ash who? Bless you! Explanation: Ash who? Sounds like “Achoo!” “Achoo” is how the sound of a sneeze is written in English in the United States. So when the asker asks “Ash who?” it … Continue reading
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