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Turkey Feathers!

Posted on November 28, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Explanation: At first when you hear this joke, the expectation is that the answer will be the right side or the left side, perhaps the top, bottom, front … Continue reading →

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Musical Turkey

Posted on November 27, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What is the musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick! Explanation:  “Drumstick” has two meanings: a drumstick is the piece of wood that a drummer uses to hit the drum and make music; a turkey leg, one that has been … Continue reading →

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Married to his honey!

Posted on November 26, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey! Explanation: Sweetie, dear, my love, honey.  These are all words/ phrases that a person might use for his or her significant other, for the love of your life. … Continue reading →

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Chasing your tail!

Posted on November 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet! Explanation:  “To make ends meet” is an expression used when someone is working hard to earn enough money to pay the bills. … Continue reading →

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Keyless Piano Teacher

Posted on November 24, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Explanation:  Well, the word “keys” in this joke has two meanings: 1) Keys are the white and black parts of the piano … Continue reading →

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The Coughing Coffin

Posted on November 23, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why are graveyards noisy? A: Because of all the coffin! Explanation: A coffin is the box that dead people are buried in.  Coughing is the body’s natural response when there is a tickle in the throat and you try to … Continue reading →

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May- bee Ba-bee

Posted on November 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q:     What do you call newborn bee? A:     A ba-bee! Explanation:  Newborn is a word that refers to a baby who has recently come into the world, yes, a baby.  A bee is an insect that gives … Continue reading →

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Food that’s fast

Posted on September 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do racers eat? A: Fast food! Explanation:  A racer is a person who races, such as a runner or a race car driver.  The whole point of a race is to go fast in order to win.  “Fast … Continue reading →

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Winnie the who?

Posted on September 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a ghost? A: Winnie the boo! Explanation: You already know what a bear is and you already know what a ghost is.  But do you know about Winnie the … Continue reading →

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It’s not easy being green

Posted on September 9, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What’s green and sings? A:  Elvis Parsley! Explanation:  This joke is a play on words- “parsley”, a leafy green used as food, sounds a lot like “Presley” the last name of the famous singer, Elvis Presley.  Parsley, Presley, Parsley, … Continue reading →

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