Tag Archives: ESL

Standing for Liberty

Posted on July 4, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? A: Because she can’t sit down! Explanation: Happy 4th of July to readers in the United States! Wishing you a healthy and safe Independence Day. This joke sets … Continue reading →

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Bug Fest

Posted on June 27, 2020 by stfleming

Q: How do snails fight? A: They slug it out. Explanation: “Slug it out” is an expression that means to fight. Slug also means hit; if you slug someone, you hit someone. In baseball, a slugger is someone who good … Continue reading →

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Get Going

Posted on June 20, 2020 by stfleming

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo, who? Car go, “Beep beep, vroom, vroom!” Explanation: A knock knock joke to get you moving. Cargo is the word for goods (things) carried by a ship, train, or truck from one place to … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, Knock knock | Tagged car, Cargo, children, EAL, English, ESL, funny, humor, joke, knock knock, ship, train, travel | 1 Comment

Cutting Corners

Posted on June 13, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A: A stamp! Explanation: What fun it would be to travel around the world! A stamp is that little sticker that you put in the corner of an … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged Corner, distance learning, EAL, English, envelope, ESL, funny, humor, joke, Stamp, Stay, Sticker, travel, World | Leave a comment

Tall Tails

Posted on June 6, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers? A: They only have one tail! Explanation: A tale is a story. If you are a teller of tales you are a storyteller. A tail is the part of of an animal that … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged animals, cats, dogs, EAL, English, ESL, funny, humor, jokes, Learn, pets, story, tail, tale | 1 Comment

Hat Trick

Posted on May 30, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: You stay here. I’m going on ahead! Explanation: “To go on ahead” or “to go ahead” means to move forward to do something while leaving the other person behind. That is … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged Ahead, distance learning, EAL, ELL, English, ESL, funny, Hat, Hat trick, head, humor, joke, learning, Magic, Trick | Leave a comment

Flower Power

Posted on May 23, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A: A power plant! Explanation: A power plant is a place where electricity is made. There are many different types of power plants. A flower is the part of a plant … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged EAL, electricity, English, ESL, Flower, humor, joke, Language, Plant, Power, science, Solar, vocabulary | Leave a comment

April Showers

Posted on May 16, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why would you want a chicken-proof umbrella? A: To use when the weather is fowl! Explanation: Spring started back on March 19 in the northern hemisphere, while fall began for me here in the southern hemisphere. As the seasons change, … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged chicken, coronavirus, EAL, English, ESL, foul, fowl, Language, umbrella, vocabulary, weather | Leave a comment

Dressed to the Nines

Posted on May 9, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? A: Attire! Explanation: Let’s start with some vocabulary: Well-dressed means to wear nice clothing (it is the opposite of poorly dressed); A bicyclist is a person who … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, Joke | Tagged Attire, bicycle, Clothing, EAL, English, ESL, fun, funny, humor, jokes, learning, Unicycle, vocabulary, Wheel | Leave a comment

Bonsai?

Posted on May 2, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree! Explanation: The palm of your hand is the part that faces things you grab. It is easier to see in the picture. The palm of your hand is rather … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged distance learning, EAL, English, ESL, fun, funny, Hand, humor, joke, Magic, Palm, teaching, tree, vocabulary | Leave a comment