Tag Archives: humor

Having Family for Thanksgiving

Posted on November 29, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? A: No, you should just have the turkey! Explanation: Another joke that plays with a double meaning.  Imagine a conversation like this: “What did you have for dinner?”  “I had soup and … Continue reading →

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Turkey Feathers!

Posted on November 28, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Explanation: At first when you hear this joke, the expectation is that the answer will be the right side or the left side, perhaps the top, bottom, front … Continue reading →

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Musical Turkey

Posted on November 27, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What is the musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick! Explanation:  “Drumstick” has two meanings: a drumstick is the piece of wood that a drummer uses to hit the drum and make music; a turkey leg, one that has been … Continue reading →

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Married to his honey!

Posted on November 26, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey! Explanation: Sweetie, dear, my love, honey.  These are all words/ phrases that a person might use for his or her significant other, for the love of your life. … Continue reading →

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Chasing your tail!

Posted on November 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet! Explanation:  “To make ends meet” is an expression used when someone is working hard to earn enough money to pay the bills. … Continue reading →

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Keyless Piano Teacher

Posted on November 24, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Explanation:  Well, the word “keys” in this joke has two meanings: 1) Keys are the white and black parts of the piano … Continue reading →

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Spoiled Cow!

Posted on November 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Explanation: To be “pampered” is to be taken care of in a very nice way.  Someone might go to the spa to have her nails done and get a … Continue reading →

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May- bee Ba-bee

Posted on November 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q:     What do you call newborn bee? A:     A ba-bee! Explanation:  Newborn is a word that refers to a baby who has recently come into the world, yes, a baby.  A bee is an insect that gives … Continue reading →

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Food that’s fast

Posted on September 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do racers eat? A: Fast food! Explanation:  A racer is a person who races, such as a runner or a race car driver.  The whole point of a race is to go fast in order to win.  “Fast … Continue reading →

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Winnie the who?

Posted on September 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a ghost? A: Winnie the boo! Explanation: You already know what a bear is and you already know what a ghost is.  But do you know about Winnie the … Continue reading →

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