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Tall Tales?

Posted on August 27, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: A library- it has the most stories! Explanation:  The word story has more than one meaning: the floors of a building, a 5 story building for example, or an account of events that … Continue reading →

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Cross a Cow?

Posted on August 26, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that … Continue reading →

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O Bother!

Posted on August 25, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! Explanation:  Bugs– those bothersome little insects.  If something “bugs you” that means that something irks you, bothers you, pesters you, annoys you, is bothersome to you, … Frogs eat bugs, that … Continue reading →

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Looking Good!

Posted on August 24, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil? A: You’re looking sharp! Explanation:  When the writing end of a pencil is pointed, we say that the pencil is sharp (the non-writing end is the eraser). When someone is wearing nice clothes we … Continue reading →

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To Jail!

Posted on August 21, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why did the picture end up in jail? A: It was framed! Explanation:  Pictures are often put into frames, the wood or metal box that goes around the picture with glass or plastic, to keep the picture safe. “To be framed” means … Continue reading →

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Hang On

Posted on August 20, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will Let It Go! Explanation:  Did you see the movie Frozen?  Elsa is the main character.  Her big song is “Let It Go.” If you let go of a balloon it will float … Continue reading →

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Hay, there!

Posted on August 19, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What did the farmer say when his hay started blowing away? A: Hay, come back! Explanation:  Hay is grass that has been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal food, especially for cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. “Hey” is a word … Continue reading →

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New Shirt!

Posted on August 18, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt? A: New Jersey! Explanation: Quite simply, the shirt that soccer players wear is called a jersey.  New Jersey is one of the 50 United States.  If you want to buy … Continue reading →

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Braniac 2!

Posted on August 17, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math? A: They know how to use their heads! Explanation: To ”use your head” means to think.  People who do well in math use their heads when they think and solve math … Continue reading →

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Sea Sick?

Posted on August 15, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Where do sick boats go to get healthy? A: To the dock! Explanation:  A dock is a walk-way that extends from the land into the water.  Boats can be tied to the dock so they do not float away. Doc (sounds like … Continue reading →

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